A Congressman Crazier than Dennis Prager, That Ignorant Schmuck?

Can anyone be crazier than Dennis Prager, that ignorant schmuck?

Hard to believe, I know, but it's absolutely true. The Representative from Virginia's 5th district, Republican Virgil Goode, was prompted by an email he received to send a letter to his constituents bemoaning the fact that our current immigration laws allow Muslims to infiltrate this fair land of ours, apparently to the point where, horror of horrors, a Muslim was actually elected to the House from the very, very, weird state of Minnesota. And ... *choke* *sob* ... and he's even going to put his hand on that, that, that, Muslim book, that Koran thingy, when he has his happy little photo-op after taking his oath of office. I mean really, what is this country coming to? Why can't everyone be white, thin-lipped, and tight-assed, just like Congressman Goode? I mean, God created man in his image, so why aren't all Americans created in Congressman Goode's image? Why have we been let down in this way? Is there no justice?

On to the letter from Congressman Dumbass. This is not a joke. He wrote it; he mailed it. He even declined, through a spokesman, to apologize for it. Really. I mean it. Honest.

December 7, 2006

Dear . . . Thank you for your recent communication. When I raise my hand to take the oath on Swearing In Day, I will have the Bible in my other hand. I do not subscribe to using the Koran in any way. The Muslim Representative from Minnesota was elected by the voters of that district and if American citizens don't wake up and adopt the Virgil Goode position on immigration there will likely be many more Muslims elected to office and demanding the use of the Koran. We need to stop illegal immigration totally and reduce legal immigration and end the diversity visas policy pushed hard by President Clinton and allowing many persons from the Middle East to come to this country. I fear that in the next century we will have many more Muslims in the United States if we do not adopt the strict immigration policies that I believe are necessary to preserve the values and beliefs traditional to the United States of America and to prevent our resources from being swamped. The Ten Commandments and "In God We Trust" are on the wall in my office. A Muslim student came by the office and asked why I did not have anything on my wall about the Koran. My response was clear, "As long as I have the honor of representing the citizens of the 5th District of Virginia in the United States House of Representatives, The Koran is not going to be on the wall of my office." Thank you again for your email and thoughts. Sincerely yours,

Virgil H. Goode, Jr.
70 East Court Street
Suite 215
Rocky Mount, Virginia 24151